May 2013
mooliesauce:
ellieiero:
you know in like 20 or 30 years or so theres gonna be a section in history books dedicated to this time period where gays were fighting for their right to marry and suffering from discrimination
and the kids learning about it in class are going to be disgusted by the mere fact that gays had to even try to fight for what was rightfully theirs
I think about this a lot
Contrary to Popular Belief...
thescienceofjohnlock:
averypotterseniorfeels:
bbc-booknerd12888:
I do not watch Sherlock just to see Benedict Cumberbatch
I am not going to see Star Trek Into Darkness for the same reason
I do not watch Doctor Who just to see David Tennant
I do not watch The Avengers movies just to see Tom Hiddleston
I do not watch the Iron Man movies just to see RDJ
I do not watch anything just for hot...
cancune:
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
Scientists discover most relaxing tune ever
...
if you’re reading this it means you have an excellent taste for blogs
me during summer: is today wednesday or sunday
watchtheskytonight:
hightimeslowtides:
emilygt:
dinosaurs-on-wheels:
where can I uninstall my period
i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years
omg
ah, the geek is strong in this post
escapistaz:
If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
akwhard:
does anyone else find it awkward emailing teachers like are you supposed to say hey, or hi or use their name or say love from at the end?
When I die, make sure my corpse has winged...
goddammitfenton:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
abridgetjoneslife:
recoverykitty:
I really fucking hate when healthy recipes are called “guilt free”.
“TRY THIS GUILT FREE CHEESECAKE RECIPE ITS MADE OF SHREDDED CARDBOARD AND A MASHED BANANA YUM YUM YUM”
Shut up you recipe writing twats and stop perpetuating the idea that there are some foods to feel guilty about consuming.
You can stop calling lower calorie recipes “skinny” versions...
bitchinbands:
hongkers:
hongkers:
Who robbed the tampon factory?
SOME BLOODY CUNT
are you fucking serious
Daily reminder: you need calories simply to continue to function and exist.
Losing weight: you need to eat.
Maintaining weight: you need to eat.
Didn't work out: you need to eat.
Ate a lot yesterday: you need to eat.
Happy: you need to eat.
Sad: you need to eat.
Everyone: needs to eat, every day.
im-kellin-myself:
Do you ever look at someone and then look at yourself and get sad
how to boys
foie:
greet
chat
chat
chat
joke
joke
joke
joke
compliment appearance
compliment personality
flirt
flirt
flirt
hug
hug
hug
hug
hug
hug
amorous hug
amorous hug
first kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
make out
make out
make out
make out
woo-hoo
woo-hoo
woo-hoo
propose
everything-was-beautiful13:
i want to travel the world and see beautiful things and get piercings and a tattoo and go to concerts for the rest of my life
3 tags
attempting to try my prom dress on!
see if i can get the zip up any higher
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
3 tags
Nike+ is telling me I got my goal of running 12 times, but then its also telling me i haven’t
ummm what?
mandatoryupgrades:
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
